Romeo x Juliet

[zoiey_may]

I am dissapointed in you, "Romeo x Juliet". I am more than willing to forgive a movie for utilizing 'love at first sight' because they have a short time frame to work with. You, on the the other hand? Had an entire season to develop their relationship, and you didn't! Even after they finally get together they didn't really talk about anything besides the obstacles to their relationship, which just happen to also be the problems stirring the rebellion Juliet is to lead.

And then they get separated again.

And then they're reunited! But only long enough to...

Get separated again!

Now they're together... Oh wait now she's leaving.

Oh thank god, finally they're together. Now stay that way!

Wait, when did Neo Verona become Laputa?


Hey, if Lord Montague was actually the bastard son of a Capulet noble, doesn't that make Romeo and Juliet cousins, at the very least? How closely was he related to Voulmina? How close was she to Juliet? Tybalt is his own cousin? My brain hurts.